-My dad. I’m 24, and asked if you ever shake the feeling of not being an adult, and this was his response. Probably the most comforting thing he could have said.
Your dad is damn right.
i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
Tweezing your eyebrows drunk is really not a good idea
Im watching a show about documented alien abductions and while all these people are freaking out im just like hey take me i volunteer for ur human development experiment ✋✋✋✋🙏
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”